Wednesday 18 December 2013

People - What Do you See in Them?


WHEN YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE

What Do you See in Them?


All the same but All are Different.

All are Good but Not All are Righteous,

All are Promising but All have their own Flaws,

All Look Innocent but All have Hidden Agendas,

All are Cute but All have Viciousness of their own,

All are Unique but All have their own Idiosyncrasy,

All Seemed Tame but All have their Killer Instincts,

All are Clean & Tidy but All have Some Hidden Skeletons

All have Healthy Composure but All have their Hidden Illnesses,

All are Poised and Ready but All may Not Perform as Expected,

People are people, they have flaws in general,  Do You Agree? 

I see some Flaws, Do you see MORE with your bright keen eyes?

If you Wish to ADD to Expand this List, Please go ahead, be my Guest!

SHOWERING INSTRUCTIONS TO GET RID OF BAD LUCK. - A CHINESE CULTURAL PRACTICE

A CHINESE CULTURAL PRACTICE
SHOWERING INSTRUCTIONS TO GET RID OF BAD LUCK.
PROVIDED BY CHINESE TEMPLE MASTER

As a Chinese, we are aware of many things considered Taboos and in our life time and instances, we face many obstacles, hardship or simple Bad Luck at work or at home. Every time Cantonese people encounter such. they will vigorously shout "Choi - Tai Kat Lai See!"

Appended below is a copy of Showering instruction given to me, when I paid a visit to a small temple with my friends, by the Master, Caretaker and Medium. This hand written writing was made using a Blue ball point pen. If you can read these Chinese characters, you will know what it says.

For Non Chinese and those without knowledge of Mandarin, I will try my very best to tell you what I gather it says in the instructions; -

To shower for  consecutively  3 days, without any breaks, using 7 different colours of flowers;  red, yellow, blue, green, orange, purple, pink, brown and any other colours like in the Rainbow,  except White.

From what I know, as I was taught by my late Grandma, Showering can take place preferably on the 1st. day and also on the 15th. day, of the Chinese Lunar calendar, to wash away the Bad Luck or in urgency cases immediately following the incident.

White coloured or flowers from thorny plants like Rose, although they may have red or pinks flowers, are also to be avoided.

I hope you will be Bless after 3 days of showering with rainbow coloured flowers. If it works for you, you may want to pass this little tip to your friends, colleagues and acquaintances.

You are welcomed to write your comments and hope that other participants will enhance this contribution.
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HOW TO FIND A PENANG KIA?

HOW  TO FIND  A PENANG KIA?

I am but just an ordinary person, born and bred in Penang, attended school at Westlands Primary School and in one of the oldest school in South East Asia, PENANG FREE SCHOOL - from Jan 1966 TO Dec 1970.

I like photography, as it captures the essence in a split second of moment, as the situation arises. 

I like to visit and taste the local flavours of each and every different destination, be it in Europe, China or the rest of the world.

I like historical landmarks, as it tell stories of what happened long time ago, its culture, its people and how they lived, how they progressed over their life time; showing the local hero or heroine and the bad vile people alike. 

I admire the old architectures and ponder how they managed to build such great and immense building or monuments & structures like castles, especially in Europe, especially the engineering and logistics involved at high mountain tops, which is just so hard and difficult to even get there on foot. 

I recommend that you visit this castle, when in Germany, but be prepared walk with a good pair of walking shoes, and not be surprised to walk up a slope of between 15 - 40 degrees, to reach this castle of  Ludwig II of Bavaria, at the top of the mountain.

Before you go to Germany, do visit Schwangau, Germany: Neuschwanstein Castle - YouTube;Schwangau, Germany: Neuschwanstein Castle  

I have always wondered how they managed to get the materials up to where the site is. Just imagine the shear weight and mass of materials involved.

I am a keen observer, trained as an Engineering Artificer by the Royal Navy, in the United Kingdom, from April 1972 to December 1976. It was a very Intensive and Rigorous, yet very Hands-on course, no University will be able to provide, over a 5 year period. 

I considered myself very lucky indeed, to be one of the selected few to do so. I owe my good fortune, as one out of 20 candidates selected from a pool of  3000 applicants, who sat for a selection examination at the old Fort Cornwallis, conducted by the Royal Malaysian Army Recruitment Centre. 

To my great surprise, when I received the letter to report to the Armed Forces Centre, they have posted me, to the Royal Malaysian Navy, which was based in Woodlands Singapore, for the training in the United Kingdom, instead of the Royal Malaysian Army - Pusat Latihan Darat - Pulada Camp, in Kuala Lumpur. 

I am very grateful to and I hereby sincerely express and convey my humble thanks and gratitude to the Government and Administration of  Tun Abdul Razak bin Hussein Al-Haj  who was the second Prime Minister of Malaysia, ruling from 1970 to 1976. 

They have given me, in April 1972,  a Kampong Boy, an ex-student and product of  Penang Free School Class of 1970, a great opportunity to further my education, without which, I would I will still be in Penang today not knowing what employment I would have since then.

I have always appreciate the logic and reasoning, how that person, before the final conclusions were arrived or derived at, makes a firm decision, no matter what affects that results in or its consequences.

At that very instance the decision was made, I believed many considerations and vast amounts of reasoning must have taken place.  The outcome makes interesting insights into the thinker's psyche or psychological state and how that person thinks on the issues or problem at hand or before him or her 


PENANG - 11, Aboo Siti Lane,  Penang, Malaysia, where I was born.




Tuesday 17 December 2013

Pulau Tikus Market

 
If you have lived in Penang before you may know,  Pulau Tikus Market which has quite a wonderful surrounding.

From what I can remember, it has a Post Office, a Police Station and many shops straddling both sides of the road that sells almost everything you may want or need to buy.

Behind the row of shops, opposite the Police Station on the left side if you are driving from Immigration Road through Burmah Road is the Pulau Tikus market.

When I first visited it, as a curious young boy, following my Nonya Grandma, Mdm. Law Saw Kin, to market in the 1960s, because I can see and learn many new things.

I particularly liked the Char Kueh Kak, which were fried on a flat round frying pan. The hawker was a thin man, who normally spots a white round Tee shirt, with a pair of sky blue pants or shorts.

As I stood there, I watch him, cut up the fresh 6 x 4 inch slab of Kueh Kak, very swiftly, into several regular lengths across the slap. He then further makes further cuts diagonally on the previous cutting, in a clean basin. The resulting pieces then looks like a diamond shaped parallelogram.

Once the stove is fired up, and noting that the pan is hot enough, he starts to scoop a ladle full of peanut oil, and spreads it over the heated pan. As the peanut oil started to sizzles, he will scoop a ladle full of finely chopped sweet Chai Por and a ladle of finely chopped garlic into the hot pan.

He pauses for a while to observe, for the chopped contents- garlic and Chai Por to practically start jumping in the pan. He quickly gives it a good stir with both ladles so that the mixture gets a good spread.

Then he will pour the prepared basin of white, diagonally cut Kueh Kak, into the pan. He turns up the heat, and again with quick whisks of both hands holding the ladles, stirs the contents, a couple of times.

He then reaches for a bottle of Chuar Cheng and dark Soya sauce, light and dark Soya sauce, and shakes it all over the pan, to give it a slight shade of light brownish tint. He gives it a good stir for a minute or two.

He turns down the heat gradually. And the he asks my Grand ma, “Lu ai Kui Pow?” literally “How many packets you want?” My grandma replied 5 packets, two with chillis and eggs - Neng, three without any Huan Cheo - Red Chillis

He then pushed a large quantity of the brownish Kak Kueh to one side, leaving a smaller portion to the left side pf the pan. He then throws in a handful of Tau Geh - Bean sprouts, into the pan and started stirring again, the small portion of Kak Kueh.

After a while, he spreads out, the small portion on the left side of the pan to make a small opening, in the middle of the Kak Kueh. As fast as I could see, he reaches out to take 2 eggs, and cracks the 2 eggs, using the flat part of his ladle.

As the eggs, dropped into the small enclosure in the left side of the pan, he sprinkle some light Soya sauce into it. He then quickly turns up the heat again and gives the whole mixture a quick stir again.

He asked my Grandma again, "Koo Chai ai a si mai?" My grandma replied "Ai - Tau Geh Kah Chay". The man then reaches for a small bowl, and sprinkles some Chives into the mix and gives it a good stir again.

He then turns down the heat and reaches for a wrapper, made of 1 piece of banana leave and a square piece of newspaper rolled into a cone. He then starts to pack the contents into the cone wrapper. This he repeated twice more. After that, he dips his ladle and into a bowl, next to the pan and scoops some Chilli paste, and spreads it into the remaining mixture. After a while he packs the last two packs of Chilli Kueh Kak, into a paper bag.

Those days we do not have plastic bags. My grandma paid for the Kueh Kak and we continue to buy fish and vegetables in the market.

The man I wrote about would be more than 70 years old today. I believe, his offspring are probably running the business these days.

Assuming that the man's son is now the cook, and all the Kang Hoo or skills are passed onto his son, I will grade this food stall 5 stars - for quality, taste and nutrition.

Kak Kueh as a breakfast food, have the 3 G components [Grow, Glow and Go] like carbohydrate, protein and green vegetables - Tau Geh - Bean Sprouts and Koo Chye / Chives.

Well, I hope you enjoyed my little piece of my memory and I would encourage all readers to go and try this Kueh Kak, which I liked very much as a Penang Kia in the 1960s and 70s. This Sunday will be a good day to try this breakfast item.

Let us know if you like the Kak Kueh here. Give us your recommendation, so that we can share with other readers.

Write some comments and share - each one of us have different taste and fancies.

I believe that, we will accept all ideas and proposals or contributions without any prejudice.

Learning Hokkien is Real Easy

 


Children is Gina Kia
Big Man is Chor Lor Kia
Boy is Ta Por kia
Girl is Char Boh Kia
Bird is Chiao Kia
Cheats are Phen Chiak Kia
Chinese is Teng Lang Kia
Dim people are Gong Kia
Fat man is Tua Pui Kia,
Furniture is Ikea
Giving birth is Seh Kia
Hand phone is Nokia
Happy people is Cheng Sim Kia
I am a Hokkien Kia
Innocent people is Ho Kia
Indian is Ke Leng Kia
Japanese is Jit Pon Kia
Korean car is KIA
Kwai Lou is Ang Mo Kia
Mad people are Siao Kia.
Malay is Huan Kia
Notorious people is Phai Kia
Police is Mata Kia
Perverts are Phen Thai Kia
Studious people are Phok Suu Kia
Small house is Chu Kia
Short man is A Kia
Thin man is San Kia
Thais are Siam Tay Kia
Tall man is Ko Loh Kia

 All who reads this, are Penang & Hokkien Kia! - L O L!

If you Laugh reading this, You have Learn something here.

Please contribute your comments below, and if you can suggest more to add to this piece of writing!